We got to go to a wedding today, Pete and Sally got wed in the same church as yours truly and his beautiful and oh so patient wife.
Bride and groom were caught legging it from the service, probably to get to the free bar first
or perhaps it was the lure of the guest of honour, a pig roast provided by Rock HQ. Normally the pig roast uses a 55 kg pig, so a dead weight 84 kg was a bit of a challenge hence no head. As usual Rock HQ pork went down very well, especially with the free beer. I showed a visitor to Rock HQ the pigs last week and mentioned that Rosie was destined to be guest of honour.
Oh how lovely, what, she asked, with a bow around its neck?
No, I replied, bread.