Rock HQ does the Bard again

Act 2 Scene 2 
Juliet enters balcony stage right

Elf as Juliet 
"O Romeo, Romeo!
wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name!
 Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
 And I'll no longer be a Capulet."

Chester as himself (confused) "Ermmmm...does she mean me?"

Enter stage left, Capulets garden Reuben as Romeo. "No big guy, shes looking for me!"