Friday 13 January 2012

USP




Some of our readers have felt compelled to email over the last 24 hours, the theme being, given my allergy to goats, and the blatant prejudice demonstrated toward the species on the new webpage under the title "Goats. Why bother?" , what then would possess me to seek out and buy some more.


Well rest assured my desire to be as goat free at Rock HQ is as strong as ever. A quick look down the "garden" where you can review the detritus of battles lost against the ravenous hordes of milkless horned cloven hoofed pestilence who stripped the fruit trees of all vegetation,fruit and bark, who ignored the no entry signs on the veg patch, conquered the goat proof fence and decimated all signs of life, or the smashed up greenhouses that contained the almost ripe crop of tomatoes devoured in an instant, is more than enough reason to get rid of all goat like creatures lurking around the smallholding. Ambrose is in the exit lounge as I type, he having only a few days left before sampling Caribbean cookery.


So why Kayliegh and Kurry?


Were they such a bargain I could not refuse?


Well not really, they cost a fair number of beer tokens.


Was it the thought of all the milk, yoghurt, cheese and Ice Cream made from Kayliegh's contribution to her keep (not to mention the replacement curry ingredients from Kurry thrown in free) well partly, the fridge does contain 4 litres of the white stuff, the dogs have had a fair share and Kurry has been fed. So Kayleigh has already contributed and done some good work for goat kind.


No, this goat has a unique selling point, one so appealing that even I who has suffered at the hoof of goats for five long years simply could not resist.


Kayliegh is agoraphobic.


The garden is safe.

2 comments:

dimensionjumper said...

How did you convince your wife to turn Ambrose into Barbarque ? I thought she was quite attached to him and that was the only reason he still existed.
As for getting more goats, I have missed your stories of Geisha, and while Kayleigh and Kurry might not be as adventuresome. I love to see them prove you wrong :)
Kit

Tony said...

Hi Kit

She didnt take much convincing after Ambrose came all over alpha male and wouldnt let her out of the trailer, and when she did manage to persuade him to behave he tried a headbut from behind! Bless him.