Saturday 25 May 2013

Where is he now?

In case any of you were wondering what became of Kobe, the most expensive calf ever, well he and his mum Hetty went to live in the lands of the fabled Stable Sprite where he was to spend the rest of his limited days before becoming burgers. Kobe lives in the lap of luxury, is spoon fed fresh mown grass and has a sex starved sow as a concubine (in other words the sow has her eyes on him and chases him round demanding attention) and loads of fences to jump/run through/trip over as well as a very large pond full of expensive fish that will no doubt serve as a fine swimming pool when the mood takes him. This is the latest pic of the wonder calf sporting the latest in anti sky falling in headgear, obviously his time spent at HQ with the agoraphobic goats has had more of an influence on him than we thought!

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