Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Thoughts from The Apprentice

Daddy, no matter how long you leave me here they won't me join until 2030.

Daddy, I ordered hot n sauce, you expect me to eat this?
(Hot and sauce is cheese on toast with tomato sauce, current must have lunch, apparently a hand thrown bespoke Margarita pizza with two cheeses and fresh oregano just isnt the same)
Daddy, if it follows me home can I keep him?

The Apprentice is of an age where he expresses a view on most subjects all the time. Not sure who he gets that from.....ahem....

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