Language Barrier

Seeing Misty lying down like a doormat in front of Chester reminded me of a case conference I attended where a huge Glaswegian parent burst in and demanded to know which b*****d called his son a F in doormat (insert Glaswegian style swearing here). There was stunned silence for a moment or two and then the teacher very bravely offered, erm... I might have said his functions were dormant.