Tuesday, 10 November 2009
There is a green field far away where this beast, Maggie, has been spotted. This ended concerns for her welfare but raised serious concerns for the sheep she was seen bothering. There is a love hate relationship between Maggie and sheep, she loves them especially this time of year when the boys are out, they have other ideas and do what comes naturally to any sheep when faced by a large horned sheep botherer, they scarper. Maggie's biological clock is ticking and as we don't have a Billy Goat Maggie is seeking an alternative. Anything of the male gender within a five mile radius had better watch out. Maggie is looking for love.
Posted by Tony at 20:06