Saturday 7 November 2020

PGOOOR strikes again or Mork saves the day..

MBAOSPW returned from a venture out into the world today and aside from the usual greeting shouted "They've all run off". Sensing by the tone that something untoward was happening and "they" must mean something with 4 legs as the young bipeds were at school I broke the glass, grabbed the emergency bucket of allure and set off along the track in the vain hope of catching "They" or to be more accurate...them.
Yes the PGOOOR had struck again (Phantom gate opener of Old Radnorshire) letting out a motley crew of equines and mini donks. 
What the equines had not realised in their cunning bid for freedom was that yours truly had a secret weapon.
Mork did not like his night out on the common a few years back and has never forgotten the trauma of wild badgers walking by so when he saw me he charged back eyawing happiness 
closely followed by Mindy. Somewhat slower were the equines who knew they had been busted.
 

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