Who fell over

Like buses, you dont fall over (read scythed down like wheat) a bonkers Bernese for years and then you do it twice and land on the same elbow, which is broken. 

This was probably my fault although a Bernese was close by at the time so I blame Spotty2 for interrupting my forward progress through the garden gate. The terrain of said gate is and has been a trip hazard for years but as its now dangerous something must be done. Meantime I busied myself with nerdness safely sat down.