This is the new stable block built by yours truly, attached to the side is the bale store, and then the She Shed, a safe space for MBAOSPW to store her precious things and horse gubbins.
As is so often the case the designated spaces have dual purpose, so for now the bale store is Will.I.Am's shelter, Rocco has the Dez Rez cathedral sized horse box. The two are kept from the rest of the world by sturdy steel gates, and further separated by a very ornate (chewable) wooden gate. The drawback of this design apart from horses is that the last resort wooden gate is at the end of the She Shed.
So imagine how happy yours truly was when dressed for a smart day at the office and obviously running late finding Will.I.Am and Rocco in the safe space behind the wooden gate. Somehow they had got past the steel barrier and created their own little world in front of the She Shed. Will.I.Am had taken this adventurous incursion one step further and had actually got into the She Shed where he dutifully disposed of 20kg of horse feed, scattered another 20 around, broken up some bales of straw for fun and for good measure decorated the inside of the She Shed with a potent cocktail of horse poo, urine and expensive horse supplements.
For a brief moment I did consider pretending that I had not seen it and driving away but chivalry got the better of me and I helped MBAOSPW put things in some semblance of order before leaving HQ for a saner world.
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