Thursday 23 November 2017

One down one to go

 Time passes so slowly....ahem...seems like only yesterday that the apprentice was contained in a Thomas the Tank Engine bed while RRMK2 exercised his lungs in a cot, now both of them have outgrown the bed and each others company in the same room at night time. Too many late night conversations, pillow fights and lego sessions has meant the time has come to have separate rooms. So with the kiddies safely away at supergrandmas the grand plan is wheeled into action alongside 8 big boxes of self assembly furniture.
 The plan was to do this after the roof was fixed but that is another story, so phase one clear room complete.
 Phase two persuade errant Romanian shitsoo to get off flat pack boxes.
 Phase three curtail desire to throw flat packs out of bedroom window and set about assembling bunk bed while MBAOSPW tells me its just like a big Airfix kit isn't it. Avoid tripping over little shitsoo.
 Phase 4 test assembled bed for strength, cry because of blister from screw driver (electric one decided to break) order curry and shout at instructions when you find guide time for assembly is 1.5 hours and its taken 5.
Phase 5 ignore the fact that tomorrow means this room will be subject to a similar makeover.

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