Big guy, little guy.

 This impressive K9 crashed out is Thunderpaws, a massive Berner. His real name is Diesel, and he is on his holidays, hence the chilled out mode. To show how big he is, he is two inches taller to the shoulder than Trevor our amorous shitland.

 This is the tiny fiend pictured this morning when he came to breakfast, for some reason he wanted a bit of fuss, probably nothing to do with a personality transplant but more to do with the bucket of feed just out of shot.

 Talking of food, here is a tasty morsel, well the bare bones of the start of a birthday cake for the apprentice who is currently infatuated with a Disney film and one of its characters, Sven, a reindeer.

So this is our version of Sven, minus snow and antlers which will be added when creativity allows. Choice for antlers is nougat cleverly whittled into shape, fall back plan is pipe cleaners, effective but not so tasty.