Saturday 2 January 2021

While you were sleeping ....

Will.I.Am has mastered the technique of door handles...... which is why his fat arse is sticking out of the annex early doors. The reason for this equine incursion becomes apparent when you see what goodies lie within this Aladdin's cave of hoarded treasures. 

 Damage this time, one bale of stable shavings, two bags of horse nuts opened and spilled, one sack of pig nuts ditto and a sack of chicken feed scattered liberally over the kayak. Once the fat pony had been extracted from the building the results of his naughtiness were swept up and fed to the pigs who thanked him profusely leading yours truly to suspect a conspiracy.....

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