Road kill

On the subject of sheep and their innate ability for self harm, yours truly was on the school run (late due to recalcitrant Corgi refusing to get back in the cottage) and was further delayed by two sheep who for reasons known only to themselves forsook the green fields and were wandering along the Kings Highway dodging quarry lorries. 

Donning my red cape I managed to persuade them from certain death and on to pastures new. I was even later now but at least I saved the lorries from being damaged.