Fairs fair

Admittedly your truly has taken over half of the stable block as a gym

which is where future endurance athletes like wot I am are being  

churned out (here we see the apprentice at one with technology looking at his stats as he uses the trainer)

ready for future challenges like how fast can I drink a litre of diet Pepsi after 3.5 miles in  14.57 good skills little man.

But there is no excuse Will.I.Am for opening the back door 

and helping yourself. And before you ask yes your bum does look big in this.