Wednesday 30 March 2022

On a different scale

Nerd alert time.....
3d printing was never something yours truly paid much attention to 
until it became obvious that the whole world of wargaming was going to be turned on its head 
with people producing computer designs that you could just download and 
create the most amazing models, in this instance the APC from the film Aliens. 
The apprentice has commandeered it for games against his killer robots 
but as I have printed the drop ship I'm too busy to play. 
 

Make way

The gym has had a clear out and rearrange so we can get a bit more stuff in, like a full drum kit and disco lights. 
The nordic trainer arrived today, here being inspected for booby traps by Benson. 
 

Its for charity mate

With yours truly just getting over a bout of covid and his support team off with bereavement and covid the fundraising for charity fell squarely on the shoulders of the apprentice who in a rash moment declared he would raise money by cycling 20 miles for comic relief. 
Never having cycled more than half a dozen miles this was something of a challenge, even on Zwift, but he set a cracking pace getting a PB for 5 miles.
He certainly showed he has determination 
and under the watchful gaze of several K9s 
he pressed on, note the folded towel, he has discovered how uncomfortable bike saddles are!
Finally he crossed the finish line
really happy
if a tad exhausted.
His lil bro RRMK2 made supportive comments 
and after some cola 
the apprentice hobbled back in to the cottage 
a bit sore but very proud.
20 miles in one hour 35, amazing effort and he raised about £350 for comic relief. Yours truly is a very proud Dad. Its nice to have children who are so caring and well adjusted, who want to contribute to society. I am a lucky man. 
 

Tuesday 29 March 2022

Trying my patience

A long time ago when we first moved to Rock HQ there was a rule. No horses. 
This rule was almost immediately broken by MBAOSPW who bought Will.I.Am into our lives and since then he has been causing havoc. Today he spent most of his time being where he shouldn't. First indicator was when he was caught sneaking out of the feed store, his reason for leaving was not a sudden attack of conscience, no, he had spotted easy pickings by the Shitlands so was off to help himself to theirs. Once scoffed he returned to the scene of the original crime.  
Evicted from there he headed for the games room and 
attempted an entry so was again chastised and evicted
only to compound his crimes by heading for the garden which is where he was finally caught and put back in the field. No horses!
 

Monday 28 March 2022

Listen with mother

Not only did yours truly manage to get back from a great heavy metal gig driving through the night back to HQ with losing an hour sleep due to summer time time (hurrah) I also managed to create a floral and balloon display to celebrate what a wonderful mum MBAOSPW is and what a great grandma the worlds best mother in law is. The day was spent attending to their every needs, well it is only once a year so effort should be made. 
It being such a sunny day the boys were banished to the garden for some much needed vitamin D. This is RRMK2's version of playing outside, sat reading a minecraft magazine. 
The apprentice was sat in the swinging chair reading The Beano. A few words were had with them both about what actually constitutes outside play and they went off to play on the trampoline. 
Ahem!

 

Having a GOOD time

Nothing like being able to let your hair down and having a GOOD time which is why yours truly travelled all the way to Stoke to see the best up and coming heavy rock band. 
All other bands just seem, well. inadequate really by comparison. 
 

Wednesday 16 March 2022

no idea

Just can't think why we like living here. 
I mean
look at it
theres 
nothing to see
hardly anything 
its quite 
dull in fact 
might as well 
stay indoors
and watch 
TV
 

Back to life


 Darcy has made a magnificent recovery. It took 48 hours at the veee eee tees but she is home with a massive scar and a huge appetite . Here she is trying to find crumbs on the dining table. Seconds previously she helped herself to a cooked chicken off the kitchen counter. 

Friday 11 March 2022

Fingers crossed


 There are times when you wish they could talk. Darcy here yesterday lunchtime looking fit and healthy, when actually she was terribly sick and this was at the vee eee teees where she was given a thorough examination and a few injections whish should put her right. For reasons unknown she had been throwing up vast amounts of foul smelling guk, we thought she might have poisoned herself somehow. By early evening she was fading, getting weaker, still puking and was in and out of consciousness.  The veee eeee teee kept her in overnight and there was some progress, she perked up, especially when MBAOSPW turned up at breakfast time and took her out for a walk in the rain (read monsoon) but she then faded again and a further scan revealed that her intestines had folded over and so is now in emergency surgery being sorted out. Fingers crossed!

Tuesday 8 March 2022

A bit camp

We are off camping again soon and given the amount of kit a trailer might be a good idea, hence the 
work in progress. I'm sure it will be ready in time.