Pig out

Sometimes it doesnt pay to think. Late last night I was thinking as to the probability of the trainee sausages Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum lifting a five bar gate off its hinge and making a break for freedom. I concluded that they could not do this and that the gate latch would give way before they got it off its hinges. Perhaps if had thought to tie the gate shut instead of relying on the catch holding as they tried to life the gate then I would not have had to round them up this evening and my beautiful and oh so pregnant wife would not have spent half her evening chasing pork.