Nerf guns are for wimps

Many years ago yours truly was in re-enactment groups where many a happy hour was spent dressed in armour hitting each other with real but blunt weapons and most importantly, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol to dull the pain. This was great fun. 

Fast forward a lifetime and the apprentice has discovered that hidden amongst various bits of other junk are said real weapons and some armour. 

Which are a whole lot more effective and much more fun than playing with nerf guns and their little foam darts.