Trying my patience

A long time ago when we first moved to Rock HQ there was a rule. No horses. 

This rule was almost immediately broken by MBAOSPW who bought Will.I.Am into our lives and since then he has been causing havoc. Today he spent most of his time being where he shouldn't. First indicator was when he was caught sneaking out of the feed store, his reason for leaving was not a sudden attack of conscience, no, he had spotted easy pickings by the Shitlands so was off to help himself to theirs. Once scoffed he returned to the scene of the original crime.  

Evicted from there he headed for the games room and 

attempted an entry so was again chastised and evicted

only to compound his crimes by heading for the garden which is where he was finally caught and put back in the field. No horses!