Breathe easy

 The housemates have voted, the result has brought smiles to the faces of those that are his closest neighbours, Boris is being evicted and moved on to further the species elsewhere.

 This does mean that yours truly has to don the protective clothing and gas mask one more time and wrestle the beast (non contact wrestling) into a trailer and drive him up north tomorrow night. Its best to move him at night as if he explodes the collateral damage is reduced and if he uses chemical weaponry as we go through built up areas he is less likely to have an impact on the general public.

 Then there are those left behind, who will no doubt miss his attention,

and perhaps, in time they will recover their sense of smell. All being well we should have the patter of tiny hooves next year. All not being well the stinkmeister will have to come back!