Forward planning

 Prior to the accident when I had two fully functioning arms yours truly was in the Royal Navy Reserve and spent many a happy day mucking about in boats for the Queen and getting paid for it. Those days long gone sadly missed and all that. So here I am about to follow some strange man in a festive jersey (pre Christmas this was) onto a lovely craft to discuss plans on how to get to Greenland by boat.

 The answer, very carefully and only if your wife will let you. But still, the ideas sound, like the boat.

It even has an inside toilet which is a major step forward compared to some of the Navy boats I piloted. Bucket or over the side :)