Monday, 5 October 2015

Diet food

 This lovely hippo eats cabbages and
 fruit and
 weighs 45 tons.
 This impressive herbivore weighs in at 35 tons
 while these range from 20 to 55 tons.
This one mugging motorists is 20 tons.

Vegan diets. Bad for you. Eat more pork.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Methinks you are mixing tonnage with Tonyage Tony.

A 40 ton Hippo would have, well very large hips!

M said...

hahahahahaha I agree! nothing better than a pig roasting all day over a fire and then a grand ole' feast at the end.