In only 7 days

 Spotty the action Berner having a bit of bother with the gate to number one pig pen

 where in the glorious but about to change weather

the three little pigs (now not so little) Ms Pork Ms bacon and Ms Sausage (nearly a years supply) continue to enjoy the benefits of Rock HQ. Their date with Mr Whirlpool has been rearranged to next Sunday after my able assistant who "volunteered" to take the pigs to their final destination had the misfortune to kneel on a nail and get blood poisoning.