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Birthday parties have come a long way since fish paste sandwiches 

which is why the apprentice

RRMK2

and yours truly

accompanied by a giant 

pink rabbit

were armed to the teeth

with machine guns

that fire 50cal paintballs 

which hurt massively 

when hit 

and despite the fact that

headshots do not count 

the boys 

who were not on my team

took every 

single 

opportunity 

to fire 

at

my 

head 

inflicting 

so many 

bruises 

that the back 

of 

my head looked like I had stuck it in a wasps nest. Still, it was such fun!