How does that one go?

 The winter project has arrived safely, anyone would think that yours truly had too much time on his hands, but it will fly again, after copious amounts of TLC and swearing.

In the same delivery a piano arrived from the same generous donor. It was a whole 3 minutes 47 seconds before the "Do you know that pianos on my foot" joke was cracked. But it was and cosmic order was restored.