Football fever

 With Wales showing England how to play football the apprentice and rug rat mkII decided to kick over the traces and play a game with the wrong shaped ball, hence the sudden appearance of a goal set in the garden. Watched by members of the Swiss team

 the boys pressed home their attack

 but found a solid wall of defence

 which could not be moved

 and in a frantic goal mouth struggle

 they finally scored by throwing it in.