Lifes a burger

Unlike some supermarkets or large food gobble pot manufacturers who have been forced to admit that they can only trace their  meat products or ready meals from stable to table, to us at HQ Black Beauty is a burnt sausage. So while the Directors cut of War Horse available at all good supermarkets might not turn out to be the special edition DVD but a mislabelled meat product where foreign ponies are coming over and taking our cows jobs we know definitely know at Rock HQ where our meat comes from, what its name was, what it ate and who killed it before yours truly bagged it up and put it in Mr Whirlpool.