Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Fat heads and aliens!



Daffodil keen to dispel Darwins theory of natural selection did not learn from her last encounter with the stock fencing that has an uncanny ability to seize unwary Ryeland lambs by the head was found once again stuck fast on our return from work. The definative fat head was released courtesy of the bolt cutters.
This morning whilst walking through the bog of the Cauldron I encountered this alien slime or star jelly that has been on the news recently as its not animal or fungus so what is it?


Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Tools for the job!


Things around Rock HQ are usually dual purpose or multi function. I was reminded of this when I met a colleague today who has bought a brand new bright yellow shiney convertible two seater. There was a time when I had a very smart motor, that retained its new car smell for most of the time I had it. It was regularly put through the most expensive car wash and everyso often the interior was deep cleaned.

Times change.

Compare that to Rene, our much loved much abused Rx4 pictured above,this poor vehicle regularly smells like a dead badger, is never cleaned or cleaned out. It is multifunctional as it used as a people carrier for our trips to and from work, a cargo van for feed delivery, an animal transporter, a refuse truck, an animal ambulance, a towing truck, a first aid kit, as well as doubling up as a a step ladder and work bench. I get some very strange looks as I turn up for work and climb out of a car that's dropping mud, hay and animal offerings across the car park.

But multi functionalism doesn't stop there, take the bog standard hammer, used to knock in nails and staples, but also stretch wire, as an arm extension, a grabber, a door stop, a tape measure, ruler, light switcher, screwdriver..................
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Midas Touch The Movie

Here he is, eventually with a little help!

Monday, 9 March 2009

The Midas Touch




I wanted to post the video of Meg giving birth to Midas but for some reason the pixies that run the interweb have lost their magic lanterns and it remains a static image on my PC. Fear not, it will be uploaded later in the week, until then you can go oooh and aaaah over these photos. Those that seek more can follow this link








where you can read a different tale.




Sunday, 8 March 2009

We'll weather the weather...

....whatever the weather...

......whether we like it or not!

Its been a mixed bag today! It made feeding the animals all the more interesting! Life would be boring if it was sunny, there would be no mud to slip over in, no bottomless mud pools waiting to claim the unwary wellington, no stinking stagnant ditches brimful of festering foulness that the dogs just have to wade through before rushing back indoors to dry off on the sofa.

I mean if it was sunny the pigs might be outside rather than wandering around the barn aimlessly nosing around, moving old tyres that contain their feed buckets until that got boring and they found the huge 6 inch oak beam, the type that is key to the ramshackle building being able to continue to carry on defying the forces of gravity, the beam that was buried several feet into the floor of the building. I say was as its now swinging precariously, hanging by an assortment of ancient rusty nine inch nails that fasten it to the roof support, as the dear little pigs have found that they could dig down and around it and move the whole internal wall one foot to the left. What they thought they were trying to achieve is lost on the casual observer, perhaps a better quality dirt to roll in, however the damage is done and had it not been for the fact that yours truly "refurbished" the falling down outbuilding when we first arrived which luckily involved building a substantial door frame that now finds itself holding the door as well as a substantial portion of the roof.

If it was sunny I wouldn't mind the fact that Easter, one of our Ryelands, resolutely refuses to take shelter with all the other sheep in the goat houses and is currently lay on the compost heap in the pouring rain showing every sign that this. for her, is the most suitable place to give birth.

Life's so much more interesting with our weather, don't you think!

Saturday, 7 March 2009

Under Pressure!

Apollo and William are putting the fencing to the test. Its holding out so far but given this type of abuse I don't hold out much hope!

Friday, 6 March 2009

A timely reminder


Faith letting us know that we are spending far too long with the goats!
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Film Star at Rock HQ

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